They told me you had to make a website… so here it is! Welcome to the Clover Patch Wanna See a Dead Body? Go STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCEhi 🙂 Who Is This? Clover Jean Gardener ✓ Based in Portland, Oregon ✓ Agender. Asexual, A Chill Hang ✓ Lover of Grocery Stores, Fancy Drinks, and Weird Movie Theaters ✓ Pretty Good With 3D Sonic Games Contact Me?The Reviews are In! “Outstanding Pizza Writing” The crust writing is thin good, the sauce book is flavorful and the toppings characters are very fresh cool. Will come read again for sure. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★★ — A Real, Non-Edited Human Being “European Flavour” Clove writes the most words of anyone who writes words. ★ ★ ★ — Childhood Friend “Hey Babe” Hey babe, have you made that website yet? ★ ★ ★ ★ — Human WifeFrequently Asked Questions Are you a good writer? I am, guaranteed, a writer. I write some of the books of all time. How does gravity work? What? Uh, I’m not sure. Maybe it’s an atmospheric thing. Isn’t atmosphere the weather? I feel like atmosphere could be a lot of things. Like it starts with weather but goes down and applies to other stuff too. If gravity had to do with the atmosphere that implies it could be changed. No – shit. It’s like orbit. The planet spins around really fast and it sticks everything to it like that one carnival ride. That doesn’t sound right either. I just Googled it. It’s mass. Mass creates gravity. How? God I don’t know but now I’m curious too. Let me ask my wife.